|Thursday, November 13th, 2008|
|Thursday, January 3rd, 2008|
Titled "Looking for a TALL woman":ME
VERY FUNNY AND OUTGOING
LOOKING FOR SEXY WOMEN 30s to 40s
TALL IS ALWAYS A PLUS
LETS CHAT AND TAKE THINGS FROM THERE..
YOUR PICTURE GETS MINE
An escaped convict, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison.
While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had
been sleeping in the bedroom.
He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.
He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her
neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room.
As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his wife,
chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate
and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along
with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him
mad. Our lives depend on it!"
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear,
I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years
& he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he
thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you."
Ass-rape jokes - ALWAYS a great way to start off with a girl! Current Mood: enthralled
|Tuesday, January 1st, 2008|
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|Saturday, August 27th, 2005|
Evil man looking for an evil women - 27
I really hope some of the ladies reading this reply. This guy is right up your alley, right?!
I am young guy without a lot of hang ups. However, because I am evil most people have the false impression that I have problems. I know this may sound counter intuitive but I will try to explain my situation as simply as possible. I am not evil because I was raised in a disfunction family environment nor was my community drained of moral fervor. I was simply born this way - evil. Disfunctional environment stifle one's identity.
As a young boy I enjoyed collecting dead flys found on my windowsill. Most people throw dead flowers away; meanwhile, I proudly display dead flowers.
Many people veiw others as mostly good. I veiw people as potential evil geniuses. I am looking for a girl with views similar to mine. I don't expect many, if any, women to reply to this add. I know most are in denial of their true feelings. Repression, I think it's funny. If you are ready to hang up the pink blouse for the black leather courset I would like to meet you. If I like you I will show you my photo album of road kill.
Which person is this at death guild?
|Saturday, August 6th, 2005|
|Monday, August 1st, 2005|
YOU UGLY 35 YEAR OLD QUEER. YOU ARE TO OLD FOR LJ GET AIDS AND DIE YOU FAGGOT
Women are naturally sluts. Moreover; they are dumb sluts.
My contention is that evolution has bred into her hormonal proclivities that make her a host for a spawn - that is it. Why in a regular course of events of a woman’s life you never see her mate, a woman "settles". The basic belief they hold is they will stay until something better comes along, always on the prowl for something else. Every woman I meet has got a boyfriend but still cheat with me. They will drop in the conversation "my boyfriend did this" just to put it out, well I am a whore but at least I am telling you I have a boyfriend, I really am a good girl. I see through this.
|Sunday, July 31st, 2005|
i'm not sure this counts or not...
... but it seems that this is one of the more desperate and creative end of the month scrambles to make rent i have seen.Taken From Tribe.net
Personal Shopper for Adult Products Available (SF Bay Area)
Location San Francisco
Unsure of what you want? Uncomfortable in adult stores? Looking to spice up your relationship? Let me help you.
Personal shopper for intimate adult products available to assist you. Discreet, supportive, knowledgable professional buyer to help you find the perfect items for your needs.
Available for consultations by email, phone, or in person.
My qualifications include 10+ years as a sexuality educator, certifications in human sexuality and HIV prevention. BA received from Bard College. I am queer and kink friendly.
Rates available upon request.
|Sunday, July 24th, 2005|
Top two for today
my bith day is in a few days all i want is some good cock
sTd free please
no one over 31
white boy A ++
Im a latin mix 5'9
toned body good looking
love's to fuck
and get fucked.
must be clean
please send pix of face
and whatever else
And look a photo (small cock included!). He's obviously not gay, he's not even hard from the sex! What the hell?
Number two here is the true spirt of this community:I am appealing to the kindness of strangers. Can anyone help? I am a nice guy, cute, very well hung, drug and disease free, tall, dark and handsome, 27 years old, who has in chronic back, arm, shoulder and hand pain due to a rencent car injury. My back and body aches and I can't even beat off really because my hands hurt as a result of some nerve damage... I don't have insurance or enough money to see a neurologist. Massage works great, and it would be nice to have some long due "relief". Thanks and have a great nite.
|Sunday, July 17th, 2005|